Oh well, why not?
Since Ralphie boy has decided to try again he has forced our hand, we must now move aggressively. I am therefore calling for a debate between Mr. Nader and this writer. I am willing to meet with him any place, any time. We can then let America know who the rightful heir to the White House should be. So, Mr. Nader-let's hear from you, unless you fear debating me.
Time to get aggressive. You will see more and more of our DRP party in your neighborhoods. We are issuing free Burger king coupons to all those crossing the Mexican Border and they too will carry our banner.
In the thriving town of Speers, S. Dakota, a motorcade will be driven to the town center this weekend proclaiming the DRP party as their choice.
Planes will fly over beaches throughout the country carrying our banners and asking for your support. Remember, we do NOT solicit funds, just your vote. We will pay all our own expenses, and make up for it when elected.
So tighten your belts and prepare for the ride of your life. The Deficit Reduction Party is on the move.
Al hoffman
Presidential aspirant
About Me
- Al Hoffman
- During these most disturbing days, a little light, sick humor just might be worthwhile writing (and reading) to take our minds off wild corporate bonus', deficits, radicalism, economic fears, stimulus pork barrel spending, etc. If you do not wish to receive our mail, just ask us to discontinue.(Only our feelings will be hurt)